My Mumps (Sung to the tune of Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps")
MY MUMPS (Sung to the tune of Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps") (Inspired by ESU reports suspected case of mumps ) What infection makes you feel like junk, Fever, achy, in a funk? I don’t want food, my hunger’s sunk, Doctor says I got the mumps, The mumps, the mumps, The mumps, the mumps, the mumps, The mumps, the mumps, the mumps, My salivary lumps. Check ‘em out. Feel gen’rally malaise-y, I’m stayin’ at home daily, Salt gargles help me nicely, Can’t eat much more than ices, Germs can spread from coughin’ Which I’m doin’ often. Nurses come a carin’, But contagion’s got ‘em wearin’ masks, Everybody’s maskin’, To keep the bug from passin’, Parents had Big religion So no vaccine Was I given Tylenol I’m takin’ But still I keep achin’ My glands just keep inflatin’ No signs of it abatin’ Wear gloves, wear gloves, wear gloves, wear gloves, So you won’t catch my mumps. My mumps, my mumps, my mumps, My mump...